22. New Orleans. tattoos. body mods. Halloween. bats. sushi. horror and gore. porn. pokemon. True Blood. peacocks. sassy. classy. trashy. hilarious. awesome. Jennifer. facebookTumblr (3.0; @jennermelons)http://jennermelons.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4fwz62bvD1qzhcito1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jennermelons.tumblr.com/post/23658048078http://jennermelons.tumblr.com/post/23658048078Thu, 24 May 2012 01:11:46 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3vcpnRDYD1rv0b2ro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jennermelons.tumblr.com/post/23658010378http://jennermelons.tumblr.com/post/23658010378Thu, 24 May 2012 01:10:45 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvpd8jhCSn1qzemc6o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvpd8jhCSn1qzemc6o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://jennermelons.tumblr.com/post/23657875315http://jennermelons.tumblr.com/post/23657875315Thu, 24 May 2012 01:07:15 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3rqscTFf21qdqp5uo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blackkolors.tumblr.com/post/22728593791/america" target="_blank">blackkolors</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img height="280" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3rt9ipa0j1qfpil9.jpg" width="280"/></p> <p>AMERICA</p> </blockquote>http://jennermelons.tumblr.com/post/23657836034http://jennermelons.tumblr.com/post/23657836034Thu, 24 May 2012 01:06:14 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmkzbm92661qe37njo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://jennermelons.tumblr.com/post/23657649294http://jennermelons.tumblr.com/post/23657649294Thu, 24 May 2012 01:01:33 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2p79xjuWj1r5s3q1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jennermelons.tumblr.com/post/23657402587http://jennermelons.tumblr.com/post/23657402587Thu, 24 May 2012 00:55:29 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2x1963JO91r1qpfoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jennermelons.tumblr.com/post/23657366643http://jennermelons.tumblr.com/post/23657366643Thu, 24 May 2012 00:54:35 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fleshpound.tumblr.com/post/23580411324/so-youre-dating-my-daughter-huh-you-seem-like-a" target="_blank">fleshpound</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>so you’re dating my daughter huh? you seem like a decent enough guy but there’s one thing i need to know. are you… down with the sickness?</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4gb84NBwp1r9s5u8.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://jennermelons.tumblr.com/post/23657297308http://jennermelons.tumblr.com/post/23657297308Thu, 24 May 2012 00:52:54 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44vekuQkU1qbbpaoo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44vekuQkU1qbbpaoo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44vekuQkU1qbbpaoo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44vekuQkU1qbbpaoo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44vekuQkU1qbbpaoo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44vekuQkU1qbbpaoo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44vekuQkU1qbbpaoo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44vekuQkU1qbbpaoo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>gpoy</p>http://jennermelons.tumblr.com/post/23656941970http://jennermelons.tumblr.com/post/23656941970Thu, 24 May 2012 00:44:23 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3xioimLOb1r5zq6ao1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://jennermelons.tumblr.com/post/23656498495http://jennermelons.tumblr.com/post/23656498495Thu, 24 May 2012 00:34:14 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4g5z6EgoJ1r2yay6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jennermelons.tumblr.com/post/23656457330http://jennermelons.tumblr.com/post/23656457330Thu, 24 May 2012 00:33:19 -0400<blockquote> <p>The year is 2042. “I was born in the wrong generation” a teenage white girl sighs as she listens to One Direction and cleans the lens on her vintage iPhone 4S.</p> </blockquote>http://jennermelons.tumblr.com/post/23656379005http://jennermelons.tumblr.com/post/23656379005Thu, 24 May 2012 00:31:35 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4h02c9hvR1qfrrv2o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4h02c9hvR1qfrrv2o3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4h02c9hvR1qfrrv2o4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4h02c9hvR1qfrrv2o5_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://jennermelons.tumblr.com/post/23654723044http://jennermelons.tumblr.com/post/23654723044Wed, 23 May 2012 23:57:37 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4glb6NSCC1qzamioo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ianbrooks.me/post/23594106201/cat-vampire-by-james-squires-moonbeard" target="_blank">ianbrooks</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em><strong>Cat Vampire</strong></em> by <a href="http://moonbeard.com/?p=349" target="_blank">James Squires /moonbeard</a></p> </blockquote>http://jennermelons.tumblr.com/post/23654022281http://jennermelons.tumblr.com/post/23654022281Wed, 23 May 2012 23:44:05 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4hqluRkS11qzx3jto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://funnyordie.tumblr.com/post/23622880677/outstanding-achievements-in-drug-use-leaving-a" target="_blank">funnyordie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong><a href="http://bit.ly/KUA4wf%20" target="_blank">Outstanding Achievements in Drug Use: Leaving a Tip</a></strong></p> <p><a href="http://bit.ly/KUA4wf%20" target="_blank">Too high to math</a>.</p> </blockquote>http://jennermelons.tumblr.com/post/23653109526http://jennermelons.tumblr.com/post/23653109526Wed, 23 May 2012 23:27:29 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3jdvv4skd1qbbyyro1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://jennermelons.tumblr.com/post/23651763618http://jennermelons.tumblr.com/post/23651763618Wed, 23 May 2012 23:04:36 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tiffanyarei.tumblr.com/post/23629996317/no-vegans-you-cant-have-veganaise-and-vegan-sour" target="_blank">tiffanyarei</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thewhitesade.com/post/23629897328/no-vegans-you-cant-have-veganaise-and-vegan-sour" target="_blank">sade</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>NO. YOU’RE VEGAN. YOU CHOSE THAT. </p> <p>if you want mayo and sour cream, well then tough shit.</p> </blockquote> <p>RIGHT?</p> </blockquote>http://jennermelons.tumblr.com/post/23645998586http://jennermelons.tumblr.com/post/23645998586Wed, 23 May 2012 21:40:32 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://phlynn.tumblr.com/post/23428272104" target="_blank">phlynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>johnny depp sold his soul to tim burton for eternal youth</p> </blockquote>http://jennermelons.tumblr.com/post/23645611572http://jennermelons.tumblr.com/post/23645611572Wed, 23 May 2012 21:35:18 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lurkskywalker.tumblr.com/post/23617797324/humans-have-two-hands" target="_blank">lurkskywalker</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>One for holding burritos and one for touching butts.</p> </blockquote>http://jennermelons.tumblr.com/post/23644746051http://jennermelons.tumblr.com/post/23644746051Wed, 23 May 2012 21:23:24 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lybcgawbIK1qb8vbeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://animalsandmonsters.tumblr.com/post/23521423778/venusaurphobia-yo-one-time-we-filled-a-pinata" target="_blank">animalsandmonsters</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ladysatan.tumblr.com/post/23521297738/venusaurphobia-yo-one-time-we-filled-a-pinata" target="_blank">ladysatan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://venusaurphobia.tumblr.com/post/16413069015/yo-one-time-we-filled-a-pinata-with-bagels-and" target="_blank">venusaurphobia</a>:</p> <p>yo one time we filled a pinata with bagels and brought it to a birthday party and no one laughed when it broke open and the first bagel fell out like it was dead silent</p> </blockquote> <p>I am laughing so hard.</p> </blockquote> <p>I would be fucking stoked.</p> </blockquote>http://jennermelons.tumblr.com/post/23636261820http://jennermelons.tumblr.com/post/23636261820Wed, 23 May 2012 19:25:30 -0400