DCLXVI

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I would literally cut off my pinky toe for fb break ups to never end.

The best part after reading the statuses, which are usually like

Her:
“Sometimes its better to focus on yourself!”

“You can be a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare!”

“All men are dogs!”

“Going out clubbing with my bitches! Its good to be single!”

Blah blah blah.

Him:
“Money over bitches!”

“Chasing paper over bitches every day!”

“Sometimes being alone is better than being unhappy.”

And of course, my favorite unisex facebook status that comes after every single break up on the planet,

“IM DOING ME!”

-15 points from your existence.

Also let’s not forget the extra emphasis people put on the fact that they are at the gym 24/7 after a break up. Also they do things they never did before, like post,

“Going to bed, text it!”

Then there is commenting on other girls/guys pictures and status updates and being totally obvious about it.

Let’s put the icing on the cake, what gets more “likes” on facebook, when you see

Herp and Derp are now in a relationship.
(Average likes. 5-15)

Or when the dude’s shit says,
Derp is now single.
(0 likes)

When the chick is single on fb, (asshole pervert, 15 scum bags and 15 dumb bitches like this)

Lol.

Fuck facebook forever.

Colin you are an angel. I love this.

so. fucking. true.

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so. fucking. true.
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