January 2011
I am sexually frustrated.
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Superman came
sofapizza:
gotta use protection.. i never bj without a helmet.
looking at pictures of myself from the past:
awkwardpenguin:spitupyourheart:berrytwee:
Ages 1-8: AWH I WAS SO CUTE
Age 9+: WHAT HAPPENED
Yeah. Around that time I got really fat, and I never really recovered from it.
LOL
willcrusta:
Just read this quote and laughed so hard I almost cried:
“Sugar. Spice. Maltodextrin. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect beef taco. But, the chihuahua accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction….”
CHEMICAL X
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I’ve been feeling ridiculously unattractive as of lately. I want a change, I want to do something drastic. I even almost bought black hair dye (I know, how fucking stupid considering I love my blonde locks) I’m going to just blame it on shark week.
brb, cutting out my ovaries