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wheatthin:thehistorian:henryknows:where-the-heart-is:dullscissorsandhamburgerphones:onthewing:
someone get me off this site
-ded-
I’m laughing so hard i think im gunna vom.
ahahaaaaa!! oh godd!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
deepdownsouth:(via krronos)
sufferbus:iwanttosaveyou:oldschoolnick:(via planettampon)
Let’s move it with bunmaster!
i am now fully aware i will freeze my ass off.
please be gentle on me.
this is my first time… in the snow.
puffiest jacket i’ve ever worn.
did i mention i’m from the south?
sigh. ::gulp::
this could all be avoided if you come back home to meee D:
tiffanyarei:wendyomgzlol:brettjohn:
\paypay\
Satellite images of sharks off Bondi Beach
The detail is impressive!
OKAY FUCK YOU I ALMOST DIED OF CARDIAC ARREST.
oh my fuck i think i accidently my pants
PANTS HAVE SHIT IN THEM NOW, THX
i need u inside me
-secret admirer
secret admirer, tell me who you are so I can come over with Corona and we can make this a reality
ok guys, go spam my formspring
icanread:(by abrokenbody)
Okay, what is it tonight?
Please just tell me what the hell is wrong!
Do you wanna eat?
Do you wanna sleep?
Do you wanna drown?
Just settle down, settle down, settle down!
I’ll give you candy, give you diamonds, give you pills
Give you anything you want
Hundred-dollar bills
I’ll even let you watch the shows you wanna see
Just marry me marry me marry me!
I’m so sick of you tonight
You never stay awake when I get home
Is something wrong with me?
Is something wrong with you?
I really wish I knew, wish I knew, wish I knew!
I’ll give you candy, give you diamonds, give you pills
I’ll give you anything you want
hundred-dollar bills
I’ll even let you watch the shows you wanna see
Because you married me married me married me!
Married me married me married me!
I was young, I learned a game
And love and happiness were the same
Now I’m older and I don’t play
I found out the hardest way
I got wasted, she got mad
You see she called me names and she called her dad
He got crazy and I did too
Wondered what I did to you
I gave you candy, gave you diamonds, gave you pills
I’ll give you anything you want
Hundred-dollar bills!
I even let you hear the songs I want to sing
I’ll give you anything anything anything
I’ll give you anything anything anything
I’ll give you anything anything anything … anything anything anything…
i helped my older sister babysit once
the little girl wanted to dress me up with a tutu and a boa :|
THIS IS ME LAST NIGHT.
THIS IS ME TOMORROW NIGHT.
and then they remind me by doing something ignorant.
